So part of what i’m going to do here is cover news in a hopefully entertaining way. So I thought i’d google news “anal octopus” to see what was happening in the world of eight legged sea animals taking it in the bee you double tee. (side note: i put it into google and accidentally clicked ‘videos’ instead of ‘news’… the thumbnails alone will keep me up at night).
Did you know that a female octopus can lay up to 100 thousand eggs at once? If you did, you’re either way too knowledgable to be reading this blog or you’re an octopus scientist. This random octopus fact of the day is brought to you by Coke, open happiness. What’s that?? Yup, we got a sponsor on our first blog post. And it’s a big one. Coke. Tried to get Taylor Swift or Apple but they both turned us down.
Anyways, there was only one result for “anal octopus” on google news and this is what came up. I don’t have the interest or attention span to read about theater in LA, but I assume they have an analoctopus show on right now, so if youre in the area and into that kind of stuff go check it out! Also, if you’re into that stuff, stay away from people age 0-17… and maybe check yourself in somewhere.. for humanity’s sake.
PS. I don’t have anything else to say, but I thought my first real blog should have a PS in it because barstool is the best blog ever and they do PS’s all day err day.